hiweslie
These shoes are either adorable or I look like Mrs. Roper.
| hiweslie I just spelled monosyllabic correctly the first time. /curtsy/ |
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| hiweslie I'm wearing a little black dress and applied little black dress approved deoderant. Let's see what happens. |
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| hiweslie I'm drunk and I lost at UNO. |
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| hiweslie Sitting on the deck enjoying some pinot grigio and UNO. |
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| hiweslie @whatevernick Going to go out on a limb and guess Jason Lee is in that movie. That would be an excellent follow up to Alvin & the Chipmunks. |
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| hiweslie P.S. There's still no star icon to favorite, but we'll talk about that after the make up sex. |
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| hiweslie Dear m.twitter.com, you don't suck nearly as bad anymore. Nice font, looks good on ya. |
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| hiweslie Inscription on the inside of my book:"To Weslie, ha ha you have a guys name. David Sedaris." Unrelated: he was short. |
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| hiweslie Ducked out of the office to attend a David Sedaris book reading. So far I'm sweaty from running here and no author yet. |
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| hiweslie @kateh Yes! Absolutely hilarious but a little naughty at the same time. |
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| hiweslie Appreciating a night of irreverent puppetry at the Paramount. Best song: Everyone's a Little Bit Racist. |
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| hiweslie It's like Girl Talk looked in the inner recesses of my soul and put its contents on a compact disc. |
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| hiweslie MSNBC has Jamie Lynn's baby daddy's occupation listed as "pipelayer." I don't feel like I need to add anything to that to make it funnier. |
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| hiweslie Is it that they think the patchouli covers up the B.O.? Or do they think the merrying of the scents is pleasant? I don't get it. |
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| hiweslie I'm taking the bus to the farmer's market. Goddam Ed Begley Jr. would be proud. |
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| hiweslie @onenjen Happy Anniversary! Adorable! |
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| hiweslie It's gotten where I don't even know what not-rain looks like on the forecastfox doppler. |
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| hiweslie @scottsimpson Happy Birthday! |
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| hiweslie Had a dream that I couldn't shake the Orange Glow guy. Always following. Always yelling. |
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