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"Be sure to stand up close, buddy! The next guy might be barefoot."
| haavoc A more diplomatic way to phrase it: "If you can't stand to aim, please have a seat." |
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| haavoc The "Scary Movie" franchise is now just churning out fart-and-dick-joke parodies of hit movies at Soap Opera pace. |
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| haavoc All the AJAX in the world can't wipe clear the stink of your terrible web-business model. |
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| haavoc "If it requires a uniform, it is a worthless endeavor." - George Carlin |
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| haavoc "And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Social Marketing..." |
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| haavoc The only reason we don't eat monkeys is because they can wear a hat and dance a jig |
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| haavoc There will always be art. It's just that it won't always be good. |
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| haavoc There is no quicker way to lose my attention than having three on-screen 'vokens' and a pop-up window occur on your site. All at once. |
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| haavoc Hmm, the way you say it makes it sound important or something. |
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| haavoc It's amazing that ROGERS manages to screw up while being just two corporate mergers away from a monopoly. |
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| haavoc We need a way to combine caffeine and capsaicin into a lethal chewing gum flavor additive. |
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| haavoc There are new trailers on the JUMBO-Vision Theatre Marquee! |
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| haavoc There is a raccoon sleeping on the roof of my neighbor's garage. Like a small, fat, furry hobo. |
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| haavoc Times come when people just break all communication with me. Typically women. I guess I'm just lucky that way? |
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| haavoc Assclowns, they will always win because it is they who don't care what you think. |
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| haavoc Using food allergies as a hunger suppressant = Bad idea. Milk was a poor choice. |
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| haavoc The iPhone has itself become an essential food group. Second tier on the pyramid. How did that happen? |
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| haavoc It's not good when the hunger surprises you. |
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| haavoc The dancing bear is *supposed* to be here. The monkey with the harmonica just showed up on his own. |
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