groovykym
Is wanting just a nanny, housekeeper, chauffeur and personal assistant too much to ask? OH, and a full time massage therapist.
| I've convinced myself that the cure to west nile is chipotle burritos. I will kick it in no time. |
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| Day 3 of headache. Hubby thinks it's West Nile. Greeeeeeaat. |
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| @KelleeAnne You are SUCH a loser - if you don't know how to enjoy your vacation days, give them to me! Next time: more beach, less computer |
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| Just watched Obama's acceptance speech. That dude makes me want to hand out flyers and put stickers on my car. |
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| I can give you 385 reasons that it sucked spending last night at the emergency vet clinic (and they all start with dollar signs). |
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| @mattyparm @kelleeanne @shawnrog I think Shawn's fruitloops will productize value-added e-services and scale ubiquitous synergies. |
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| Day one of bottle weaning was a disaster. Tried 10 different cups, but he is relentlessly giving me the sign for milk - it IS milk, child!! |
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| The pavement is currently enjoying the perfectly concocted ice tea I left on top of the car while strapping the boy in his seat. Boo. |
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| I wonder what where the expression 'piss like a racehorse' came from. Who knows, but I feel like I'm gonna die if I don't get off this plane |
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| On the plane from TDWI San diego and my seat is totally wet. Sweeeeeet. As if flying wasn't enough fun. |
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| Dinner at Croche's in the gaslamp district in SD was insane. Yummmm. I am in a filet and wine coma. |
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| Carb diet officially over, picked up some reeses pieces and on a sugar high. Ohhhhhh yeah. |
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| Gas for 3.69 a gallon this morning. Could it be?? Gas prices falling?? |
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| to quote my coworker Matt "pure.marketing.genius" http://www.mojaveexperiment... |
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| @jmterwill no need to feel guilty, i've lost 3.5 pounds since Tuesday, I'm feelin' fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine :) You keep your cookie |
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| Day 2 of no-carb diet isn't as bad as I thought, although I am eating a handful of sunflower seeds, so that's probably cheating |
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| Just filled my 14 gallon tank for under 50 bucks. Giddy with excitement. |
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| Best caption for this picture wins: http://tinyurl.com/65kt9l Let's hear it, twitter'ers! |
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| My brother was in town this weekend and we managed to have several totally non-awkward interactions. Pigs flying, hell freezing, etc! |
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