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is playing 'count the number of cranes we can see across London from the office window'... dear god we must be bored
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Lloyds TSB is a bit of a dark horse... arrf arrf : )
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wish I'd realised that smiley had suggestive eyebrows before I sent it to my boss...
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thinks he's stunnin' like a young Burt Reeeeynolds
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moving my stapler around the desk thinking it was my computer mouse... glad I didn't click the stapler... ouch
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woke up saying 'you could have warned me!' to my alarm clock which was going off...
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dah!! that's the second time I've fallen into that crate beside my desk
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gets irrationally annoyed at the Sugar Puffs (crimping a la Mighty Boosh) advert... the Puff diddy monster has gone down in my estimations..
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no please don't put your homemade brownies near my desk...hmmm.. gooey
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enjoying the surprisingly good combination of Weetabix and dried pineapple
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@dominiccampbell och you know me! Dizzy blonde... sure it was just a commuting-related faint! :o)
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fainted.. ever since that headstand I've not felt right! See exercise is bad for your health...
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rather humiliating moment at yoga class last night..did my first ever head stand which resulted in my bum crashing down on someone..eek!
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working from home can suck when you start thinking people from daytime TV are your colleagues...they're more interesting accountants tho!
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@dominiccampbell I know!! Dirty Budgens!I think I've converted to Costcutter,however in light of recent events that may not be wise either!!
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feels bad about the man in Budgens getting cautioned but waving a packet of condoms at me+saying 'fancy using these now' is a bit wrong(!)
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is looking out over London like it was my evil empire mwah haha (Ooo I see my house from here)
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@dominiccampbell heehee... just amazed by wikipedia's description of him and how they diagnosed him with Dissociative Identity Disorder!
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Wikipedia:He states his mission in life is to find "TP" (toilet paper) as his "people" are "without bungholes," or have "but one bunghole."
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is Cornholio http://tinyurl.com/6yo9em
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