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strutting
The weather has turned cold and revealed some difficult truths. Like, for example, did you know they still make Uggs?
07:56 PM October 05, 2008
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tastytrixie
Going to sterilize some dildos while my meatballs are heating up.
01:24 PM October 01, 2008
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Juniorwad
Candyland tastes like cardboard.
06:07 PM September 23, 2008
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bn2b
Has anyone actually ever heard a Frank Zappa song?
10:54 AM September 18, 2008
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doublejack
Discovering my girlfriend doesn't find @fireland funny. Now worried I'll someday look back on this as the day it all began to unravel.
10:18 PM September 17, 2008
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textism
The chaos generated inside my dog’s head whenever I leave the room by one door and return by another could power cities.
10:40 AM September 13, 2008
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anildash
At five minutes in, this is already the best hog butchering I've ever been to.
03:52 PM September 09, 2008
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HalfPintIngalls
Today was a pretty good day until wolves surrounded the cabin and howled for three hours.
06:42 PM September 04, 2008
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strutting
Hey, you guys want to hear my science ideas? They're a lot about owls.
02:42 PM September 04, 2008
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cluckcluckers
oh, the reason i am not a philosopher? if i ever even think about a single thing for more than five minutes i get so pissed off i puke
02:08 PM September 02, 2008
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cluckcluckers
designing a cock tattoo that looks like a $100 bill when erect, the twin towers falling on a puppy when flaccid. your call, ladies.
02:50 PM August 29, 2008
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SeoulBrother
If only there was a way I could tell if I ate asparagus tonight.
08:08 PM August 26, 2008
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thespophile
New favorite thing ever: Having @fireland 's tweets read aloud to me in Stephen Hawkingese by the lady who lives in my new cell phone.
06:09 PM August 26, 2008
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ghostwhispers
Mustache rides down to thruppence ha’penny! Curse this quim-pox'd dollymop of an economy.
02:51 PM August 26, 2008
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Remiel
Good thing I rushed out the door with a pair of dirty socks in my hand this morning. Imagine the alternative!
09:28 AM August 20, 2008
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dooce
Kid at Leta's school just now: When I grow up I want to climb trees and then eat meatloaf.
09:02 AM August 20, 2008
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ghostwhispers
Burning Man...is that the same thing as the internet?
08:05 AM August 20, 2008
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tastytrixie
I need to go for a run now or else my pms is going to blow up and kill everyone within a three mile radius.
04:03 PM August 19, 2008
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HalfPintIngalls
I'm here to tell you that a one-room schoolhouse does NOT smell good.
08:48 AM August 14, 2008
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