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Henry, checking his reflection before leaving for school: "I look fairly broad-minded."
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Diagnosis: rotator cuff injury, poss. disarticulation of shoulder caused by CAT TRIPPING ME. X-rays forthcoming. Cat-kicking, considered.
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Two hours until I find out what the fuck's going on with my fucking shoulder. Fuck, it hurts. (Also: fuck.)
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My dog licking at a dry water bowl is the saddest thing ever. "No, it's okay. I like the IDEA of the water."
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Henry, frustrated with his too-hot hot chocolate: "This is making me PETRATATED."
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6 yr. checkup--for the 4th yr in a row, Henry's height (in inches) is identical to his weight (in pounds). This will stop eventually, right?
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I canceled my doctor appt, and my shoulder pain returned with a vengeance. Now I'll reschedule and it will go away. MARK MY WORDS.
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Transcribed Henry's latest tale, "Star Wars: the Clone Wars and the Battle of the Republic." If Lucas finds out, we are so screwed.
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@Nopasanada seems to think that I talk to my pets too much and maybe I should get outside occasionally. Hmm.
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Being a mommy blogger, I thought you might be interested in reading my misplaced modifiers.
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The cat just rubbed her ass on my arm, and now I'll have to burn this sweater. And bury the ashes. And nothing will ever grow there.
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One of the words in a worksheet for Henry about the election: "democrate." (Teacher's spelling.) DEMOCRATE.
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Sad that I missed all the Twittering last night with my damned quality family time, but also HOLY SHIT THIS IS EXCITING.
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Sushi plus wine plus impending Obama victory=a very good night.
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Voted, then spent two hours at the election day bake sale. Those brownies and cupcakes were purchased out of CIVIC DUTY.
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Calories in fun-sized Snickers: 72. Number of fun-sized Snickers I just ate: never mind.
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At what point do I go to a doctor for my stupid shoulder pain? You know as soon as I make an appt. it will go away.
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I just voted for Obama in #TwitVote -- http://twitvote.twitmarks.com/
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I'm the only parent who didn't attend the Halloween Parade. My kid is in school for < 3 HRS; must I really see him walk down the block?
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Today I yelled at Henry for wanting to tell me a joke. Tomorrow I dress up as #1 Asshole Mother of the Year. No costume necessary!
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