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cjereneta
@SeoulBrother Throw out everything but the baking soda. Done!
about 5 hours ago
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SeoulBrother
REFRIGERATOR CHALLENGE: 1 Jar Mayo. 6-10 green olives. 1 Box, baking soda. 1/2 bottle Balsamic Vinaigrette. GO!
about 5 hours ago
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cleversimon
I hope @wilburly *did* let the door hit his ass on the way out.
about 7 hours ago
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Kalli
Quite a number of Photoshop users do not understand the difference between when a photo "pops" and when it stabs you repeatedly in the eyes.
about 9 hours ago
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munki
Injured my back sitting still on the couch. My body appears to be made of baby birds.
about 10 hours ago
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SeoulBrother
What am I doing? Applying Gold Bond Medicated Body Powder to my man stuff, or as I call it, "dusting for prince."
about 10 hours ago
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joeytrimmer
The only thing better than a laser to a cat is a house fly.
about 11 hours ago
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nick
Fuck, missed church AGAIN. That's the 250th time in a row!
about 13 hours ago
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awryone
Wife just informed me that her nipples get hard sometimes for no reason.
That they are NOT always, what I call,
"Beacons of intercourse."
about 18 hours ago
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lonelysandwich
Scored a sweet VCR Plus+ from a weekend trip to Grandma's. What time is 'Murphy Brown' on? Wait, nevermind, I got the # right here, bitches!
08:43 PM September 06, 2008
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NickiHiss
It's so nice when my being broke coincides with having nothing interesting to do on a Saturday night.
07:27 PM September 06, 2008
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NickiHiss
There are plenty of valid reasons that I should quit smoking. Having more time on my lunch break to pick up dog poop is *not* one of them.
09:14 AM September 06, 2008
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vmarinelli
It's become painfully apparent that I spent my twenties in a loveless, traumatic marriage and have been taking it out on bars & blogs since.
08:47 AM September 06, 2008
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CcSteff
I don't wanna brag or nothin' but I just folded a fitted sheet like woah.
01:33 PM September 05, 2008
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emilybrianna
Me: Everyone likes you, Quinn.
Quinn: Everyone likes everyone.
Me: Not really.
Quinn: They should. People are good. I like them!
05:19 AM September 05, 2008
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tj
Sometimes I see something on Favrd & think "Damn, that's funny, but what's 1 more star gonna mean? It's like being last dick in the orgy."
09:15 PM September 04, 2008
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superfantastic
I don't understand placing value on whether a candidate reminds you of yourself. I don't want me. I want someone better and smarter than me.
05:34 PM September 04, 2008
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jooliagoolia
Waking up is hard to do.
04:31 AM September 04, 2008
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SeoulBrother
Today's Neko Case Pillow Fight brought to you by @Moltz, @fedge and These Strange Feelings.
02:55 PM August 20, 2008
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Remiel
It's hard not to imagine that @fedge and @cleversimon are on the same bus at this very moment, and that their narratives interweave.
02:13 PM May 22, 2008
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