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@nick Riiight. And the Wikipedia footnote of his death links to Pheltup? I'll believe when I see it from a credible source.
| fedge About to see WALL-E with Dev. I like this 2nd weekend viewing. All the dipshits have already seen it. |
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| fedge If you want to give me a geekgasm, you'll create a Quicksilver plug-in for Evernote. PLEASE. |
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| fedge Oh, Beronica Velmont...I could listen to you talk tech all day long. Wait, wait. I'm done. |
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| fedge @symptom You got prune hands, innit. |
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| fedge Just got done showing my neighbor friend around her new MacBook. She got offended when I told her that her way is the "stupid way". Weird. |
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| fedge The weather keeps threatening to be gorgeous. |
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| fedge Yes, I *am* happy to see you, but that's just my cell phone in my pocket. |
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| fedge Emotional immaturity. It's what's hot this Summer, ladies! |
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| fedge Man. I just devoured the latest issue of Wired in like 15 minutes. Those are some great ads! |
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| fedge Hmm...spider bite or head pimple? No one will ever know. |
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| fedge Itches ain't shit but toes and hicks. |
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| fedge @jennaluna I'm seeing it this weekend if I have to go alone, with one eye closed and my crotch on fire. |
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| fedge Ya know, you really shouldn't bring your 8 year-old to the grocery store at 1:30am. I'm trying to check out girls in there. |
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| fedge What fun. I worked the whole fucking night. |
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| fedge Sometimes, I wish I could block *me*. |
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| fedge And that's how you make the Favrd Leaderboard, kids. Keep trying! You won't actually *win* anything...not even some of that dignity back. |
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| fedge Web 2.0 Wordplay, Marriage is Funny/Sad, Snowclones!, My Kid is Funny, Sexual Innuendo, Scatology, and of course, jokes about Twitter/Favrd. |
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| fedge Am I the only fool who hasn't seen WALL-E? Sheesh. |
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| fedge Thunder in Seattle sounds so weird. It's been a long time since my last East Coast Summer thunderstorm. Only Summer thing I miss about DC. |
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