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Literaphorically!
Huffing it over the hill with my bag full of chocolate pudding, both literally and metaphorically.
Taking the late-night local home afterr getting fully whiteboarded and potstuckered with @Maggie and friends!
CasualCarpoolDispatch: Back in the strawberry-scented, linoleum-lined van. Now with Throw Pillow!
CCD Correction: The part-cat-part-tooth tissue box holder is actually an anthropomorphed hot air balloon, also that isn't its vagina.
CCD: Scion with tissue-box holder embroidered with part-cat-part-tooth character dispensing tissues from its vagina. (Carole King under.)
Two cups of coffeed and ready to go look at houses, just like a grown-up lady-person.
Oh, just another night of living right up next to a karaoke bar. I Will Survive? Maybe YOU will, but what about the rest of us? (Pow!)
Am feeling a feeling that can only be described as "regretably gigantic cream-filled chocolate doughnut eaten too late in the afternoon."
CCD: Van with a giant homemade wooden box in lieu of between-seat storage, ear-splitting AM news, and a hat sliding up and down the dash.
CCD: Honda SUV with glacially slow windows, helmed by man in cute shortsleeved guayabera (winter in CA!) and full-sleeve black&grey tattoos.
CCD: Rolling anecdote of torn upholstery, blown shocks (head hitting roof at each bump!), blasting beatbox, plastic dinosaur, and ketchup.
Walk to carpool pickup, break shoe, walk home for new shoes, walk back to carpool. Today is broke! Reboot! (Reference @fireland)
Today's Quality Moment: Sipping on coffee, throwing the dog a bone, listening to Marco work out chords for a cozy new song.
CasualCarpoolDispatch: Blank tan Honda with no signs of life beyond a grubby Club and the overwhelming smell of gum.
Flght attender a cautionary theme ride of lips. Lips lapel pin! Lips necklace! A walking warning of the dangers of a whimsical wardrobe.
Steak on the grill, wine in my wine area!
Craning in to hear the bee-related buzzing inside a bag of trash at the scenic digs of the one, only @bobmoz!
New group at work with acronym OMG...first email exchange was so delightfully boggling, sprinkled as it was with what I read as Oh My Gods!
What's worse than a screaming baby on your flight? A horrid 2.0 wheeler-mover-dealer-shaker spewing nonstop pop-cult nonsense at top volume.
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