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Carvin' some faces with my love knife... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! #litf08
is rigoursly applying tangerine scented moisturizer with equal parts lust and regret. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Rubbing two sticks together to make a fire... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Singing karaoke with the skin mic.....IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Watering the Kleenex flower with protein....IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Releasing the hostages ... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Shucking my corn... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
I'm back to gilding my lily...IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Establishing my presence as DC's finest Master Baiter......IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Glazing the Christmas ham...IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Accusing Miss Scarlet, in the Billiard Room, with the candlestick.... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Massaging my better half.....if you know what I mean.
Spit shining my mustang... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Dodging the draft.....if you know what I mean.
Firing from the grassy knoll... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Discovering the new world... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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