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A note for would-be emperor McCain: Do not trust your young apprentice.
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@darthvader: Epic betrayal.
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When Obama wins, it will have transpired according to my design.
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If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed.
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Thinking I should get into the self-help book market. “I’m afraid your inner-child will not survive…”
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Nothing can quite compare with the delight I get from letting the hate flow through me when using force lightning on some Jedi. Nothing.
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Good. Good. Many are realizing the true power of the dark side… of Twitter. It is as I have foreseen.
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That old fool Jedi forgot the best part. “Suffering leads to profit!”
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Having to get up early is always a good way to start the hate flowing through me.
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@grant: I'm afraid that “fully-operational” is not as reliable as you might think…
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Oh, I'm afraid your Windows-using friends will not survive.
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This matter of the pizza leads me to begin to question my apprentice's loyalty. I'll have to remind him, yet again, of who his master is.
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@Sergio: You will find that my reach extends even to your feeble galaxy. I am much closer than you can imagine. As I have foreseen.
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These bureaucratic fools do not understand true power. My patience wears thin.
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@Vader: Patience my friend. In time, the Ewok will come to you.
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Everything is proceeding precisely as I have foreseen.
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