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Fact. The only people I ever see buying lottery tickets are the ones who look like they have the least amount of money to waste. Sad.
| Just ate the first half of my sandwich and then found a hair nestled in the melted cheese on the other half. Yummy. |
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| @brianhaleyeah // It's definitely crude. So know that going in. But I laughed so much my stomach hurt when I left. |
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| @brianhaleyeah // yep. crazy funny. i could watch it again right now. |
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| I have not laughed that hard and that much watching a movie in years. Oh man. Robert Downey Jr. and Tom Cruise made the movie for me. Wow. |
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| Headin' to see Tropic Thunder with my boy @jabulanijonny. Everything I've read said it's crazy funny. |
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| Just learned that the #1 song in America the day I was born was "Dark Lady" by Cher. Hmm ... http://tinyurl.com/64ghvc |
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| My 6-year-old daughter squeezed my neck really hard at bedtime tonight and whispered ... "you're the best Daddy I ever had". |
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| 1/100th of a freakin' second. Holy cow! Unbelievable! |
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| Just saw 'Journey to the Center of the Earth' in 3-D with my son. Dang that was actually cool. |
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| @Maigh -- umm, like THE ring? |
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| Interesting. The man in front of me in line at the theater has one of those "hey, you're blind so I'll help you get around" dogs with him. |
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| Just listened to elevator music for 20 mins. while on hold for tech support ... only to have a lady tell me that they're closed for 1 hour. |
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| Sara Bareilles is one bad chick. I've had her music for a while, but I've just started listening to it the past couple days. Good stuff. |
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| Most stressful thing I've seen so far today ... http://tinyurl.com/6lz2mh. |
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| Crap. I forgot to bring a chair to Landon's soccer practice again. |
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| Starting today I'm only gonna drink water during meals away from home. I bet I'll be surprised at how much moolah I'll save. |
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| I mean seriously ... Michael Phelps is a freakin' stud. It's almost unfair to the rest of those dudes. |
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| Can someone please tell me why olympic divers rinse off in the shower right after they get out of the pool? Why? |
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| Is it just me ... or do the Chinese male gymnasts do high-fives kinda weird? |
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