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Me: Leta, you need to go potty before we go. Leta: But I already went potty yesterday!
| dooce Demolishing the garage. Jon has Movable Type hair. |
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| dooce We turn our back for a minute and Coco eats an entire bag of Ricola Lemon Mint cough drops. Jon's on poop duty for the rest of the week. |
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| dooce The urge to grab a handful of chocolate Teddy Grahams is almost unbearable. |
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| dooce Moment of weakness. Want nothing more than a plate of sushi right now. |
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| dooce Burst of energy just hit me like a train carrying 10 tons of espresso, and it's only day 4. I'm thinking this cleanse was a good idea. |
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| dooce WORST HEADACHE OF MY LIFE. |
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| dooce Hi, Houston. It's been a week, but you're still damn sexy. |
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| dooce Turns out your skull requires sunblock, too. I am your resident skin cancer guinea pig. |
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| dooce Nine hours behind schedule, but we made it to Destin, FL. WORTH IT. |
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| dooce Forgotten how adorable it is that people in Alabama love to strap furniture to the top of their car. |
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| dooce Stuck in Houston, being re- routed through Mobile. Hello, Alabama! |
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| dooce Gulf of Mexico, here we come! |
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| dooce I put a dress on Leta, she primps for a second and says, "My kids at school are going to LOVE this." |
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| dooce Probably not a good idea to be driving a car if your face is attached to an oxygen tank sitting on the passenger seat. |
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| dooce How to annoy me: describe any object in my house as possessing pizzazz. |
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| dooce This morning was the first time I have heard thunder in three years. |
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| dooce I slept through the night! |
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| dooce The airline industry is broken. |
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| dooce Forced Jon to listen to old George Michael album because I knew it would heal his soul. It got me laid. |
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