donutz
I have a secret bourbon bottle now. Nice!
| Just saw a shooting star cross the sky |
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| Do cemetaries pay property taxes? |
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| That was the biggest earthquake i have felt since moving to california |
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| The 2nd peanut butter cup I left for ceiling mouse went untouched this weekend. Maybe he's watching his weight. |
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| Ceiling mouse saga isn't over. The peanut butter cup I left above the ceiling is gone! It certainly wasn't ceiling lizard, so who took it? |
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| Ceiling mouse wasn't a mouse at all, he was a lizard. Unless ceiling lizard was just friends with a still-at-large ceiling mouse... |
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| I need to restock my candy dish at work. I wonder if ceiling mouse ate the Reese's peanut butter cup I left him? |
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| I guess I should be more clear what with my ambiguous pronouns. Ceiling mouse is back today, not the exterminator. |
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| The exterminator didn't find my ceiling mouse the other day, but he's back today. |
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| There's definitely some kind of animal above my office ceiling. Maybe mouse? Hopefully not rat... |
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| @jmcperhon So what if Twitter IMs work for you |
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| Donuts and chocolate cake milkshakes make staying in shape hard, but who would want a life without them anyway? |
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| Putting a dent in the leftover sangria. |
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| Kyle needs more space to play with Optimus Prime. |
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| Oh and a jello shot |
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| So far: 3 mimosas, 1 margarita, 1 bourbon & coke. What's next? |
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| @mollybeagle I saw Maggie and Lulu. They say hi. |
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| I know it's juvenile, but it's totally fun to make fart noises with the small of your back against a laminate floor on a hot day. |
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| I'm taking my stimulus check to Europe. Sshhh, don't tell Congress or the President! |
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