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Lazyweb: so Anne Hathaway and Natalie Portman are both now single. How do I convince either (or both) to be my date to my 10th HS reunion?
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Still laughing over Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals http://bit.ly/4olzX7
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@TSindelar What's this "hopefully"?
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It should not be this difficult to solve the problem of hunger. I don't mean world hunger: I mean, my immediate personal hunger. For food.
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@thepelkus Man, I'm not sure I'm ready to destroy some other poor doctor's basement.
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Finished first draft of script for graphic novel, volume one. Now, if only I knew how to draw.
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@TSindelar At least it's got a catchy acronym. I mean "SHIELD, bitches!" has a nice ring to it.
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Biggest problem with Homeland Security? Amount of time it takes to yell "Department of Homeland Security! Freeze, suckers!"
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Hold onto your antlers, ladies and germs: @TheMacalope is joining MacUser. http://bit.ly/33imMI
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I appreciate Mega Man 9's fidelity to the franchise, but am not sure about paying $10 to be reminded how much I sucked at the originals.
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Very cool. Recordings of William Jennings Bryan and William Howard Taft statements from 1908 election. http://xrl.us/osrpe
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Dude in cafe is carrying around some sort of large box wrapped in a blanket. It's making me uneasy.
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@PBones Look, if they took them off, they wouldn't be able to tell each other apart. Yes, giant turtles all look the same to me.
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Electrical socket at cafe was coming out of the wall. I screwed it back in with one of my business cards. Holy shit, do I feel like MacGyver
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@PBones And for that matter, why did they hide in the sewers? They could have ruled that town! And what's with all the pizza?
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@JasonT But how am I ever going to *be* famous unless I get these opportunities? You're holding me back, man!
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@danielpunkass Hey, one of my usual hang outs. Some time try their egg sandwich (no prosciutto for you, though).
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Look, I'll vote for anything Natalie Portman tells me to. Just as the founding fathers intended. http://bit.ly/3ahhzh
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