darthvader
@magicalstephie - Here are other adjectives that might change your mind: pasty, disfigured, middle-aged & pneumatic. Well, not that last one
| darthvader @Chuck__Norris - Twitter called Chuck. They want their followers back. Oh wait, I forgot, you don't have any. |
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| darthvader @magicalstephie - Oh sure, chicks are all down with the heavy breathing and the leather, but as soon as the mask comes off it's Adios Anakin |
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| darthvader If tweets from users with many followers are what's stinging the service, then my posts must be akin to Death Star blasts. Excellent. |
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| darthvader Guys night in. Had Fett send out for Bantha Burgers while we watch pod races on pay-per-view. Blowing up a small moon later. |
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| darthvader It's good to be me. - http://twurl.nl/ortsrq Hat tip to IFC @ChrisHaas, for this one. |
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| darthvader Know the pride you feel when your kid kicks the winning goal? That was me when Luke threw down his saber & told Palpatine to kiss his ass. |
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| darthvader I always keep a few of these in my chest unit in case the troops and I decide to hit the Anchorhead strip joints - http://twurl.nl/fhthen |
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| darthvader @jwisser - Yes the party doesn't last long, but I have to say it's still quite satisfying to get all the "candy" to fall in a single whack. |
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| darthvader On the days when the Alliance starts go get me down, I find stringing up a Jawa and using him as a piñata really helps take the edge off. |
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| darthvader @tigerlilybelle - When you're just a torso trapped inside a mechanical suit, you take what you can get. |
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| darthvader Your Dark Lord is pleased. I especially like the tattoo. - http://twurl.nl/fa0gks |
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| darthvader You don't need to be skilled in the ways of the Force to foresee how this turned out - http://tinyurl.com/6cma8z |
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| darthvader You'd think that getting sand in my boot wouldn't bother me, what with the mechanical foot and all. But it does. |
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| darthvader @piraino - Search your peelings Cuke! |
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| darthvader I sensed Piett's fear as soon the Falcon jumped away into hyperspace, and when I say sensed, I don't mean the force. He pooed his pants. |
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| darthvader One of my loyal minions let me know I've passed 7,000 followers. I knew the sith spam I sent out to would-be lackeys would pay off. |
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| darthvader @coryb - You've taken your first steps into a larger world. Once you've had that, you'll never go back. |
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| darthvader @dmoren - Says who? I'll have my people "chat" with the web standards people and then we'll speak again. |
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| darthvader Back at my evil suite at The Four Seasons. Jabba's bringing over some green slave girls so we can party till dawn. Later chump & chumpettes! |
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