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cuervo

OH CHIT.

cuervo Still haven't told work I'm active for 70 days instead of 30. Wonder how they'll react.
cuervo Drinking. Heavily.
cuervo Who am I? What number did you dial? Don't ever call here again! I guess I told him. Nobody messes with Adam We.
cuervo PidginIM just failed to recognize "breathalyzer" as a typo. There's another alcoholic programmer in the pipeline.
cuervo We've come up with a word for being drunk. It represents falling down and is pronounced "KRRRKHRKRKRKRR". Accompanied by a shit-eating grin.
cuervo New blog post: New toy: Wifi-finding watch http://tinyurl.com/663rjd
cuervo Drinking. No carrying on.
cuervo Pooping like I've never pooped before. I just achieved vertical lift.
cuervo It's 10 am. Do you know where your mind is?
cuervo I am in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. And it smells like hot dogs.
cuervo Fwd: From: Trent Msg: Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY ANUS!!!!!!!!!!
cuervo What the
cuervo Haven't told work I have a month of active duty coming. They're gonna fucking hate me. :-D
cuervo God damn Marines are hard to get a hold of.
cuervo Furthermore, skate skate skate.
cuervo Skaaaaaate skate skate skate skaaaaaate.
cuervo I'm sleep now bye.
cuervo Watching Naked Gun 33 1/3, drinking a bottle of whiskey... I give up trying to figure my life out.
cuervo Running around Camp Pendleton in inappropriate civilian attire.