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@debhede Well, that explains why all of the girls on Myspace have cooties!
Just when I thought work was going to get easier. Bam!
@CarolBlymire "eXpresso" makes me grind my teeth every time. Makes me want to get violent, even.
I just made that "mug cake" that's been making the rounds on the interwebs. Now I know how TV dinners make dessert... blech.
So the recession is official. I feel like we should have a bachelor party or something.
Alright, last busy work week of the year... Do your worst!
Wind so strong I can do the David Blaine levitaion trick.
@Jecka wine tasting gets a lot better when you refuse to spit it out.
Excellent cuban sandwich in Chicago? Cafecito on Congress. Yum!
just finished watching The Number 23 with Jim Carrey. Great movie for bulimics who are sick of using their finger.
Happy BuyNothing Day from http://www.consumatron.com. Avoid the unruly shoppers and spend some quality time w/loved ones.
Too much food. Light, pointless arguments. Thanksgiving is complete!
Holy crap, when did Amtrak become a daycare service? This is making me a cranky camper.
Why is the crying baby on this train getting closer?
@transiit I usually mince them and get out the rolling papers.
I have a feeling that my vomit and the fact that tila tequila wrote a book are closely related.
Free thanksgiving lunch for all the employees working in my building today? This is gonna be a two-coma T-Day!
@albull i can recieve/send for you. Dm me your e-mail.
I hope eveyone out there has a great Thanksgiving. Off to work for a few hours, then home.
@_mik if sonny rollins or his website needs someone to get them coffee or, say, listen to some new/unreleased material, i'm available!
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