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And everyone else: STOP BEING WITTY. I have a @!$# newsletter to write and The BF is making tri-tip. And that is not code for the sex after.
about 5 hours ago from web
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Wait a minuteāis everyone being extra-funny today to finagle their way into that Newsweek guy's article on Twitter smartasses?
about 7 hours ago from web
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My friend Bart and I have decided that PT Cruisers are the clown car version of a hearse. Think circus music in E minor, giant black shoes.
about 7 hours ago from web
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Every time one of those Beyonce-as-Etta-James ads pops up, a little part of me dies inside.
about 7 hours ago from web
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Injected a little commerce into my hippie-ass blog today & they're unsubbing in droves. So in the interest of science, "MONEY IS AWESOME!"
about 10 hours ago from web
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Can we just rename it a "browswer"? It would save me hours and hours of correction time over the course of a year.
about 13 hours ago from web
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My "when I'm rich I'll have my own..." fantasy has devolved from "pony" to "driver" to "computer tech guy."
about 15 hours ago from web
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How does anyone with only one computer actually fix their computer? It takes me at least three.
about 15 hours ago from web
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Frank two weeks ago at FROST/NIXON, Clint tonight (GRAN TORINO). If Meryl rolls through town for DOUBT, I think I can die before New Year's.
3:16 PM Dec 1st from web
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Ruh-roh...I think the wine at last night's shindig may have been spiked with a little flu.
8:03 AM Dec 1st from web
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Warning: if you have just indulged in American Thanksgiving and are having toe pain, do NOT Google "gout."
8:25 AM Nov 29th from web
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