comforteagle
s/prey/pray
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| My serious Q plus your shifty remark equals go fuck yourself. Happy days! |
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| Wife: what do you do when you get a ball that won't stop? Me: Prey for death. Seriously, how do computers STILL freeze? |
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| Is there a living soul using pownce? |
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| I've solitaire thumb. |
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| the kids are singing "the littlest hobo". Life. Complete. |
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| fark has a "fail" tag. I just puked in my mouth a little bit. |
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| Retweeting @hotdogsladies: Each time I enter a WalMart, I feel like I'm having joyless sex with America's alcoholic mom. Again. |
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| iPhone killer app: auto shuffling for solitaire. Biatch! |
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| gar! mozy wants to backup my virtual machines! not. that. important. |
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| Buying iphone apps is starting to feel like a crap shoot. |
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| The two women beside me haven't stopped botching since they showed up. |
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| Another male acquaintance has left his wife for a facebook "friend". No one could possibly be more merciful on his pathetic soul. Dumbass. |
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| At the ballgame. Love little league. |
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| was on the water for 4 1/2 hrs despite my own mental note yesterday re: wind. |
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| checking marine forecast. |
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| @richgould because automotive makes are hopelessly out of touch, but you knew that. |
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| All's quiet on the eastern front. |
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| Youngest loves daft punk. My job is much easier now. |
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