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• Another day, another dolour.
• This year has an awfully short amount of time to redeem itself.
• Meeting Storm Thorgerson this afternoon. Woot! http://tinyurl.com/6pkscc
• That Coles ad where the fisherman pull nets of cooked prawns out of the ocean in time for Christmas really shits me.
• 'Face Painting with Bill Leak’ is too short a series, and ought to be a big coffee table book-of-the-series! http://tinyurl.com/5ncx6p
@ToastMachine Except that the Beatles drums were famously 'Ludwig'. But it's a good joke.
• Just realised why I'm in such a livid mood today - apart from all the other stuff, I mean.
• Thanks for your honesty - now how about working on your timing so in future it can actually be of some use to me?!
@BerryBee That's a start. Could also mention what platters mattered to the attendees… without giving away what it is that sets you apart.
• New French cologne, 'Come To Me'. Does it *smell* like come to you? http://tinyurl.com/5t74qx
@redshipsofspain (Italian slang, that is)
@redshipsofspain Ah, the aptly named 'tira mi su' - Italian for 'pull me up', as one might say after a feast that ends with tiramisu!
@ToastMachine #Santa Claus Nice one. Had to think about it for a bit.
@ToastMachine Owww! Get up-ah (get on up-ah) get up outta that thing! Too soon? :p
@ToastMachine Never! I suspect he would have given up midway due to controversy, the job completed by three kinds of cholesterol.
• If I was a newspaper cartoonist, the grave would be marked by six stones clustered appropriately http://tinyurl.com/6ofyqv
@ToastMachine I'm with you - bought some CDs - on sale - and still don't hear it - but people I respect, rave.
@skinheadskippy Hope you're telling them, too.
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