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l.m. orchard
lmorchard TiVo FTW: On How I Met Your Mother, I paused a bit where Barney was flashing through all the women he slept with. Madeline Albright was one.
srah
srah I set my string cheese down on a notebook and it picked up the ink, like Silly Putty does. I ate it anyway. String cheese is magical!
qbqrat
qbqrat Bobby Van is hopping down the street playing trash can lids and the maracas. Not on the TV, in REAL LIFE.
John Weise
jweise Whole Foods ad on bus says "A bunch of broccoli for not a lot of green." And I think "But your raspberries will put me in the red."

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