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Staff excepted, we are the youngest people in this McDonalds by about 50 years.
| cleversimon [REDACTED] to get ready for Steph’s post-work birthday thing. You should see the state of my hands. |
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| cleversimon @nostrich The “stroke” of midnight indeed. (I’m—I’m so sorry. I’ll just… let myself out.) |
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| cleversimon Getting ready to be underwhelmed by the Doctor Who finale. |
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| cleversimon Happy birthday to my girl, @printartist. I’m luckier to have her than can be summed up in 140 characters, so you’ll just have to trust me. ... |
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| cleversimon Disappointed to discover the yogurt I’m eating is “probiotic”, not “robotic”. |
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| cleversimon I'm sitting on my porch listening to Tigrics and reading Stephen King while it thunders and I'm so fucking happy right now I can't even say. |
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| cleversimon @gruber's Flickr account is the best argument for Daring Fireball's lack of comments. |
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| cleversimon If there’s a Hell, Jesse Helms is sucking big black cocks in it. |
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| cleversimon (I’m getting a tattoo, you perverts.) |
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| cleversimon In six days, a guy twice my size is going to take me by the arm into a back room and do something to me no one’s ever done before. |
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| cleversimon Hypocrisy gives me a headache. |
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| cleversimon Tactical internet sweater: http://xrl.us/kj3ro |
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| cleversimon I started using computers with widescreen displays a couple of years ago, and now my MBP isn’t wide *enough*. I’ve become a width queen. |
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| cleversimon I use a lot of exclamation points in conversations with @OhSoSinister. Our IMs are pretty enthusiastic, too. |
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| cleversimon Is there a jailbait convention going on down here? Oh, it's singer-songwriter coffeehouse night. |
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| cleversimon Brag all you want, bitches, but I am at the *bottom* of the Favrd leaderboard, and you have something stuck to the bottom of your shoe. |
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| cleversimon So it turns out "You're at the top of the bell curve!" isn't a compliment *at all*. |
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| cleversimon What I love about mathematics articles on Wikipedia is the precipitous and utter end to my comprehension five paragraphs or so in. |
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| cleversimon “There is a substantial penalty for early withdrawal.” Yeah, you don’t have to tell me that. |
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