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I woke up to the sloshy remains of a duckie sno-globe pen on my bathroom floor, and I don't even know where it came from...
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a new and improved way to asserting your dominance over your roommate- now with more humping!
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WIN! I tell you! WIN!
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@giana I'm not. you love me more than the moon. you said so a long time ago... still have that text.
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@pagemasterjim we are made completely made of win. talking on the phone and twittering.
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i think the moon is stupid. it's garbage and I hate it.
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I am now wishing I had a monkey dressed in armor wanting to battle me
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wondering what the fuck I'm doing here.
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deciding the placement of certain tattoos...
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@pagemasterjim it's in my wallet.
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you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons.
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@pagemasterjim it was loose, crushed up on his nightstand.
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The fortunecookie fortune found in Phil's ransacked room today: "you will soon get what you always wanted".
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@pagemasterjim there's a diffuser at work that smells like juicyfruit. I want to eat it but it is made of glass and oil so I cannot.
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I have found I am vastly uncomfortable with things that smell like juicyfruit but are not in fact the delicious chewy delight.
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getting ready for another day with steel faced bitches bored with their own copious amounts of money. what harlots.
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i always wanted a guinea pig [i think that's how you spell it] named twitterpated, twitter for short
I wonder why they call this twitter
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every i do is already very technical and important anyway :)
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I am checking e-mail, my very spastic friend sa sent me this invite. i have no idea what to do with it.
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