blondambition
i love cotton jersey sheets. it's like sleeping in a hug. not so much a smothering grandma-cardigan hug, but a comfy, gentle hug.
| hey @blondski guess what i found...more boxes of plastic spoons. spoooooooooooons!!!!!! |
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| im drawing a blank after typing the heading "theoretical rationale." hyperfocus just shut down and my attention span is shot to hell. |
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| i think people etched profanity on my desk because the desk in front of it doesnt have a basket to rest your feet on. i might contribute. |
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| just dominated raven rock, showered, and am trying to get some last minute junk done so i can be at the six2six. like now. right now. now. |
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| hey @blankenship u should netflix "king of california" if u haven't already seen it...added bonus: michael douglas. no alligator scenes tho. |
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| The vet took Halpert's manhood this am. The receipt said, castration: $80. If he could talk i think he'd say "the price is wrong bob barker" |
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| ew. @lbzy u think u are soooo funny. i hope lola gets parvo again. ok, i take that back. i could never wish such a thing. :D |
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| no worries @ltaguba..STNP on saturday nite!! (get @blondski to translate). oh, and i might have a nifty gifty for @626 as well. |
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| lets play a hypothetical game of cause and effect. cause: drank a monster. effect: glow in the dark pee. hypothetically speaking, of course. |
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| i have class with concerned-face-girl. always concerned. even when smiling. |
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| fike is fairly empty at 6am...and yet, the token overweight naked lady still roams around the locker room like she owns it. ralph. |
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| combating exhaustion with caffeine. now its time to stare into a textbook for a few hours. remind me again why i am still in school... |
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| speaking at REMIX with some Jesus-loving football players. Also fighting the urge to start rapping once the mic gets passed to me. |
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| my research methods professor is asian. if i had a ninja star for every time he called me "ria" i would have more than @ltaguba. |
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| oh hello 1st day of class. i'm sorry, it's not that i don't care, i just can't hear you. john mayer is still reverberating in my ear drums. |
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| oh @blondski im so flattered. the true test, however, is if you can slumber beneath your desk. ps MAYER!! |
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| @jjonez @blankenship send flotown my love. if u need a mom-hug mama-schend gives them out free. if you need shrimp and grits go to Redbone. |
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| here's a spoonful of oswald this morning: "it is never God's will that we should be anything less than absolutely complete in him." |
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| @lbzy don't be surprised when everything is stapled in your office. @blondski and i just discovered your PaperPro 1200 stapler. its amazing. |
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