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taking screenshots of news pages for clients is always dangerous; one headline today is "Texas death row inmate pulls out eye, eats it"
@donchartier dented? crap. we've got extras if you want a new shiny one.
great minds think alike ... and so do we
just published eCommerce in the Downturn to http://tinyurl.com/94buwq
ok, that's the *last* time that I create a PowerPoint on a Mac that's intended for Windows users
ordering parts for the dryer on eBay, just because i can
eating turrĂ³n
missing hanging out with @andrealmcewen and @imatwit :-(
Windows XP on a MacBook Pro via Boot Camp is really ridiculously fast. I'm tempted to unswitch.
pavlov's bell has nothing on the sound of a candy bar being opened
@sanjaymathur you hit settings, general, reset, reset keyboard dictionary
Nothing more fascinating than two 10-year-old cousins talking in the back seat of a 2-hour ride when they think the adults aren't listening
@sanjaymathur you can always reset the whole autocorrect dictionary
Best Philly cheesesteak I've had since, well, Philly? The one I just nom'ed at LegoLand. For reals.
@ilanawesterman there is no helicopter in Halo 3, my friend. Or if there is one, it'd have a bitchin name instead
Manual-dial toaster oven makes nice ticky-ticky noise for 5 minutes. Would be nice if I had plugged it in.
Listening to the hellish sound of a hard drive eating itself for lunch. Good: it's just video ripped from MiniHD. Bad: it took HOURS to rip.
When 15,439 people have reviewed the iPhone app before you, I'll propose you aren't going to have something unique to say. Just sayin.
Just told 6-year-old Max to use the corded phone - he picked it up and looked at it like it was an alien spaceship or something.
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