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i'm wearing a shirt, a hoodie, flannel pants, regular socks, wool socks, and matt's slippers, and i'm STILL dying of cold.
@agent_zero it's all fun and games til the vikings make detroit 1-18 because we're down a few williamses!! SIGH.
downloading the new dillinger 4 album from amazon. free with a combination of gift certificates and awesomeness.
the bar we're going to own someday needs an underpants cannon.
@sarahcastic we've been meaning to go to that! this would be friday, unfortunately.
@notashamed it's a friday. but i want to go check that out too!
hey 612: you're a group of 12ish people in suits and dresses and you want to go dancing after dinner. where? i only know clubs and gay bars.
@buckaroo500 hell yes. as long as it's in minneapolis itself. :)
@johnny_bones also, ramen is delicious, despite the salt burns.
@agent_zero just wait til i get 'plaxident' and 'recession' in the same sentence.
@tomelko best coffee ever! i miss all the dunkin donuts we had in chicago, and i don't even eat donuts.
i have just suffered a massive plaxident involving a papercut across my palm. i think i should get sent home or something.
when you almost pee your pants in a meeting, that meeting is officially far too long.
the twitter group on kiva.org is kind of sad, dudes. kiva gift certificates make great gifts!! http://tinyurl.com/46eyqz
i'm rollin' around with 120lbs of water softener salt in my trunk. don't act like you're not impressed.
the bathrooms here have spanish language lessons. i spent way too much time analyzing the aspirated r's. language nerd!!
at cantina #1 watching the wild game. trying to figure out if they're associated with corona or just jacked their logo.
just kidding! we have a date at the mall. sexy funtimes!
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