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@sassymonkey just avoid using mapquest whatever you do. You'll be lucky not to end up in Brazil
I can't believe I'm saying this but not only do I no longer have a housekeeper, I'm cooking dinner at least 4 nights a week.
@Meryl333 well, to be accurate, we have none right now considering all Bush is doing is counting the hours till he gets the F out of there
nothing like walking outside your door and sitting by a fire so you can warm your hands in this 100 degree NOVEMBER weather
took myself on a date last night. I had no idea I was so funny and polite. :)
@jspepper I'm losing my mind with this weather. How does 1 go from fleece to light cotton in a span of two days and not get a little kooky
I love my kid but the weekends she is with me suck every ounce of energy of out of me. Just writing this is tiring.
I'm feeling very disoriented and none of it involves drugs. I think the election really drained me more than I realized
I waited to two and a half hours to vote & it was worth every minute. I have never cried watching the results of an eletion until last night
I'm so nervous you'd think I was the one running for president.
I would like to thank the universe for this one extra hour of sleep. Don't want to be greedy but any chance we could do this again soon?
okay, one night in alone on a weekend is actually nice, two? Not so nice. I gotta start dating again.
made money without working, won a writing contest. Yeah, I'm good
The good things about racists is so many of them are fu--ing morons.
@taughnee I know & 2 add to that they just caught 3 white guys who claim to be supremists on their way 2 try & kill a bunch of black people
folding a bottom sheet, really folded it. I am so proud. Just so you all know, it's never to late to learn
wondering how anyone deals with public temper tantrums. I'm not dealing as well as I guess I should but who the hell can?
Saw High School Musical 3, not quite as fantastic of a time.
Facebook is the best invention since instant cake mix. Saw two friends from H.S. tonight. Fantastic time.
The economic situation. I feel like I can't breathe. I don't understand why all the big bills now? Why of all times?