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@mfhuntington Oh, yeah... no. Leaves, yeah... no.
@Mother_Tongue I'm not even in a degree program right now, I'm just taking classes because I don't know what else to do with my life.
I mean, shit, I already have a degree, AND I'm unemployed! So this is a perfect time to abandon my family and live life to its fullest.
I'm glad that our national story-telling and movie-making abilities have gotten good enough to finally make the real version of every movie.
I like the idea, but my wife is not onboard with me dropping out of school and touring the country in '09 to have drinks with you people.
@jakebonham Nope, not that bad. Whew!
@tj I still have the Blue Star Ointment ad memorized from my childhood, and now my boy is talking incessantly about Clorox Toilet Wands.
We're getting some big stupid snowflakes here, but it's nothing like the great Instant Potato Flake Blizzard of oh-forget-it.
I've been in a really horrible mood lately. It's gotta be the piranhas.
@abigvictory It sounds fun to me. I mean, an orgy's just where everybody gets together and eats a lot of oranges non-euphamistically, right?
@abigvictory Oh totally pencil me in for that one.
After Macworld, there'll be some other event where tons of rad Twitterers get together that I can fervently pretend to be a part of, right?
I do dishes like a ninja: I make you a drink. Suddenly you wake up with dishpan hands, all-clean dishes and ninja roofies on your breath!!!
A particularly hard goldfish cracker just released the boy's first baby tooth from its gummy bondage. He's a little freaked out.
@ricetopher No kidding. The iLife improvements look interesting, but as the main feature of a Macworld keynote they were pretty bleh.
@kellydeal Maybe because you can do it right from your iPhone/iPod Touch? (I buy all my mp3s from AMZN. But I used to work there, too.)
@retta Those 17" MBPs are nice, but they're way too big for me. Plus I'm an unemployed student.
@amartindesign Macworld keynote happening right now. Everyone tweeting means all tweets get backed up like this for a few hrs.
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