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I mean, shit, I already have a degree, AND I'm unemployed! So this is a perfect time to abandon my family and live life to its fullest. about 8 hours ago from web |
I'm glad that our national story-telling and movie-making abilities have gotten good enough to finally make the real version of every movie. about 8 hours ago from web |
I like the idea, but my wife is not onboard with me dropping out of school and touring the country in '09 to have drinks with you people. about 8 hours ago from web |
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@tj I still have the Blue Star Ointment ad memorized from my childhood, and now my boy is talking incessantly about Clorox Toilet Wands. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to tj |
We're getting some big stupid snowflakes here, but it's nothing like the great Instant Potato Flake Blizzard of oh-forget-it. about 15 hours ago from twitterrific |
I've been in a really horrible mood lately. It's gotta be the piranhas. about 16 hours ago from web |
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After Macworld, there'll be some other event where tons of rad Twitterers get together that I can fervently pretend to be a part of, right? 7:01 PM Jan 6th from web |
I do dishes like a ninja: I make you a drink. Suddenly you wake up with dishpan hands, all-clean dishes and ninja roofies on your breath!!! 4:11 PM Jan 6th from web |
A particularly hard goldfish cracker just released the boy's first baby tooth from its gummy bondage. He's a little freaked out. 1:09 PM Jan 6th from web |
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