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@davesniadak 1986?? You must have a modern hospital!
My wife was ten seconds from being completely nude when I mentioned it's probably not necessary for an ultrasound.
@MrVilhauer And enough brochures to wallpaper the baby's room.
Apparently, Muzak and fake flora are maternal medicine waiting room necessities.
@clixable Is the Wii a secret because nothing is a secret on the Internet.
Well, here we are again. A little less tired this time.
He who excercises care and maintains dexterity whilst utilizing a can opener shall never need to dishwasher it.
I'm like that Weezer song. "So tired." Actually, that's a song lyric AND a critique on their musical style. A pun without even trying!
@holli_joi Whenever I have grape juice it makes me think of the juice inside grapes.
@mother_rausch Getting possessive already? You have four other people to fight for the title of "MY grandchild".
New blog post: Chad Greenway is to Pro Bowl as $5,200 is to Sanford Children's Hospital http://tinyurl.com/5qos8s
As if the musical meetings of today weren't enough, I psyched myself out with an event that should have been a task instead.
@mase A guy I work with reintroduces me to his wife every time I she comes by the office. And then we both remind him that we've met.
@tonyrolfes Maybe if you're lucky you'll get a call very very soon.
@CoryOBrien Thanks for the link. Looking at Thursday and Wednesday, I DO make inverse bell curve! I also see that lunchtime is Tweet time.
I bet my twitter frequency, charted against hours that I'm awake, looks like an inverse bell curve.
I have to give training tomorrow, and I am NOT looking forward to it. I feel fine about public speaking but much less fine about it at 8am.
@chrisprender Don't know if anyone responded to you, but you'll see some stats tomorrow, but you'll have better ones if you wait a week.
@Struggling Who wants fine motor skills when life is so gross?
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