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HE: you know, for a girl who writes thank you notes, you have filthy fucking mouth. ME: I'm well-rounded, darling! |
I mean--I'm always online, but I can take the web with me anywhere! Get with the program, couch potatoes! |
I hate television. It rules my life. Not because I watch it, but because everyone else is continuously glued to it. |
"In terms of violence level, translation is to deconstruction what a police full-body cavity search is to an autopsy." -- @aswang |
"Translation: Deconstruction intends to violate the hierarchy of power. Translation kills what it puports to represent." -- @FelipeAzucares |
What's more violent, translation or deconstruction? Discuss. |
Domains are the new real estate boom. |
@JeffWelsh, I did, indeed. Desperate want is the mother of all inspiration. |
Let me own you for this moment, as you give in to the humid embrace of my equator swallowing every centimeter of your spine. |
Let me dispel your fear of heights, live the passage of the darkening skies and chant your name in hurried breaths. |
I want my words pressed against you harder than your hips pounding into mine, bruised from the quivering algorithmic fusion of a breath. |
It used to be that you needed a script to be a somebody in LA. Now you need a start-up. And you can read all about it at @lalawag. |
SHE: tons of geeks are following me now. They're gonna be SHOCKED. ME: we can handle it. We grew up masturbating to violent hentai, y'know. |
@peroxidevixen, hey, I'm free, I'll cyber you! |
It says something that when you look up "fuck me" on Twitter Search, you run across more people whining than actually demanding sex. |
"What are your tricks for eating on-the-cheap in LA?" @LAist asks and I fight the urge to reply, "anorexia." In poor taste, I know! |
Someone unfollowed me already and we're not even on the road yet, LMAO. Pre-emptive unfollowing--good for you, sweet minion of mine! |
All I'm saying is you guys might wanna consider turning off your device updates for us unless you want to deal with two giggling ubertards. |
The last time @peroxidevixen and I went on a road trip we accidentally (?) got off the freeway then totally LOST the freeway... |
Explaining to @peroxidevixen how to get to Amboy for the photoshoot on the salt flats. A blonde and a brunette were driving on the 40... |
