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@s4xton Wow. Is it still warm?
@samglover I think you could easily switch the red to blue and have it look nice, if the red is an issue.
Hey all, let's talk about our Target Pharmacy experiences: http://is.gd/amjY
Despite my pain and the egg-sized swollen lump that has appeared on the side of my face, I am supposed to accompany my sister to the DMV...
@swirlspice So the mother is just supposed to hold it until afterwards?
I think I am high on Vicodin but it's making me tired and not doing much about the weird chicken egg-sized knot of pain in my jaw
I'm awake now and my right jaw feels like it was smashed with a hammer, and from what swollen mess I can see, looks like it was, too.
@perfectporridge What's next, built-in TVs? Ashtrays? Kids these days!
@freshmn @taylr I like that he even knocked out the power. Come on dude, why do you have to take everyone down with you?
Novacaine, anxiety setting in.
OMG. Nutty old woman asking person with developmental disabilty "what's wrong with them." Someone call me next!
@kcmpls That's sensible, now that I think about it.
Just got a good look. Woman has like, three teeth. Why is she in the dentistry waiting room?!
Woman is engaging entire room. "Anybody got a fingernail clipper or file?"
Bless those kids, they know how to deal with the nuts at a young age: looking back at their mother and making a face
Old woman of questionable mental status waking about. "Hi boys. Young men." (said to brother and sister duo coloring at a table.)
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