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 | jmoriarty Only in Arizona do I get a pop-up Urgent Weather Alert for a "chance of rain". Yet trees explode into flames all summer, and nada. 8:52 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck |
 | evo_terra Just told by sales dude 'All of our jeans are $30.00 off'. Think I'm in the wrong store. My jeans don't cost $30.00. On the way to #evfn. 4:21 PM Nov 21st from txt |
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 | remitaylor Same-sex couples getting married would ruin the institution of marriage. Married heterosexual couples would actually *EXPLODE!* Really! 1:03 PM Nov 5th from web |
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 | BM5k Today, a man unfit to lead our nation will be elected to the office of president based (indirectly) on a 'popular' vote. 9:58 AM Nov 4th from twitterrific |
| Penguin Debating if I should tell the businessman on my flight about the glitter on his face before he gets home. He is SO busted! 1:41 PM Nov 3rd from mobile web |
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 | christingom Something else to be worried about: Fonts are reproducing now! They come in families. Next they'll be organizing a new form of government! 4:34 PM Oct 16th from twhirl |
| jmoriarty Breaking News: US Government bankrupt from bailing out bankruptcies - will bail itself out with $10 Trillion PayDay Loan from Loan-2-U. 8:25 AM Sep 17th from TweetDeck |
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