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Retweeting @yodaspimpcane: "larry king is olddddddd" Well said, young man. Well said.
| @RJToronto They both have the same pungent odor too, though it pales in comparison to the sphere of stench that surrounds Larry. |
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| @RJToronto Dobbsie would win - no doubt. His short reach is offset by his short stature, and he's deceptively quick. |
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| @kemmeyer Hiya to you, too. |
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| No, Dina; bad karma is letting your 14-year-old daughter dress like a hooker. http://tinyurl.com/6b5kd3 |
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| Some excellent news today regarding strong numbers of Western lowland gorillas. http://tinyurl.com/642do9 |
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| We're receiving word that today's earthquake actually resulted from a collision between Larry King and Michael J Fox... |
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| @jcsuperstar http://twitter.com/anderson... |
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| At the annual CNN Bratwurst Eating Challenge, Wolf said he hadn't seen so much sausage since he walked in on James Carville in a restroom... |
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| In regards to Jesse Jackson: we've all had embarrassing moments on live TV. Larry has them on a nightly basis. |
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| @AngelaKeen I apologize for my typo and bad punctuation from the previous tweet. |
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| @AngelaKeen If my photog so much as opened his mouth to breath I would have him fired immediately. You don't see me holding a camera do you? |
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| @spiffie Who needs followup questions when the initial questions are perfect? You're not the boss of me! |
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| @spiffie I'm highly offended that you've included me in that company. Take it back. |
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| Greta is just upset that I get more chicks than she does. Let's be honest; we all know that's what's really shriveling her wiener. |
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| Dear Greta and FNC, keep wasting your time worrying about ratings. I'll continue to report on _genuine_ issues that audiences care about. |
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| @garyvee Philip Glass and Coke Zero! |
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| Every July 4th we have to hear Larry tell the story of how Caesar Rodney locked him in the basement so he couldn't sign the Declaration... |
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| My sincerest condolences to the family and all those who were close to Tim Russert. It's rare that you find a man who was universally liked. |
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| I've got a great idea for a new sitcom, but it'll probably work better as a comic strip. A few of my colleagues and peers would be included. |
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