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I have the best husband ever.
Overheard THREE separate groups of people discussing how gravely concerned they are about the rain. When in the hell did I move back to LA?
@kosmonaut - Jealous! I love Portland in the fall.
Hoping the baby doesn't decide to attack my bladder while we're out in public today. "OMG so sorry, I didn't mean to piss on your foot!"
Just got home and realized that I sat through my entire breastfeeding class with a booger on my nose. Awesome!
When Trader Joes says 100% juice, they REALLY mean 100% juice. Dear god.
Going from 104º to 56º in a few in hours always screws with my head.
My last day at Mule! Sad and excited all at once.
OH: I'll be six! Right after five.
My filthy mouth is constantly being cleaned up by my iphone. fucked got changed to ducked this time.
Apparently there's a consensus among San Francisco taxi drivers that life is meaningless without children.
@timoni - I really like Trip Advisor, the reviews are usually pretty accurate.
@joemaller I am convinced that adobe has a staff of five people working on Indesign. In the basement.
Just realized that we need a storage cabinet for our video game stuff. As in, we have so much of it that it'll take up an entire cabinet.
New to my list of things I wish I had never heard a doctor say: "Tall women have big babies. They're over 8 pounds all the time!"
JFC I can't even text a nice message to my husband these days without tearing up.
strawberry sheep's milk yogurt = strawberry cream cheese
Hate it when I pay attention to the label design and not what's written on the label. I wind up eating crap like sheep's milk yogurt.
All moved in! Being in a house again is the awesome.
@dollarshort Ha! I like to tell myself she's communicating with me. "Hey lady, eat some more of that peach stuff".
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