I have the best husband ever.
about 13 hours ago
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Overheard THREE separate groups of people discussing how gravely concerned they are about the rain. When in the hell did I move back to LA?
06:35 PM October 03, 2008
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Hoping the baby doesn't decide to attack my bladder while we're out in public today. "OMG so sorry, I didn't mean to piss on your foot!"
11:31 AM September 07, 2008
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Just got home and realized that I sat through my entire breastfeeding class with a booger on my nose. Awesome!
09:43 PM August 26, 2008
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When Trader Joes says 100% juice, they REALLY mean 100% juice. Dear god.
02:44 PM August 12, 2008
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Going from 104º to 56º in a few in hours always screws with my head.
08:02 PM August 11, 2008
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My last day at Mule! Sad and excited all at once.
02:35 PM August 01, 2008
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OH: I'll be six! Right after five.
10:59 AM August 01, 2008
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My filthy mouth is constantly being cleaned up by my iphone. fucked got changed to ducked this time.
04:43 PM July 24, 2008
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Apparently there's a consensus among San Francisco taxi drivers that life is meaningless without children.
11:14 AM July 21, 2008
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@timoni - I really like Trip Advisor, the reviews are usually pretty accurate.
11:48 AM July 18, 2008
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@joemaller I am convinced that adobe has a staff of five people working on Indesign. In the basement.
02:58 PM July 10, 2008
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Just realized that we need a storage cabinet for our video game stuff. As in, we have so much of it that it'll take up an entire cabinet.
04:38 PM July 06, 2008
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New to my list of things I wish I had never heard a doctor say: "Tall women have big babies. They're over 8 pounds all the time!"
05:58 PM June 30, 2008
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JFC I can't even text a nice message to my husband these days without tearing up.
03:53 PM June 26, 2008
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strawberry sheep's milk yogurt = strawberry cream cheese
05:27 PM June 23, 2008
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Hate it when I pay attention to the label design and not what's written on the label. I wind up eating crap like sheep's milk yogurt.
04:54 PM June 23, 2008
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All moved in! Being in a house again is the awesome.
02:30 PM June 19, 2008
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@dollarshort Ha! I like to tell myself she's communicating with me. "Hey lady, eat some more of that peach stuff".
01:14 PM June 18, 2008
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