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I love that the disco ball is timeless
I just got threatened to be put in the orientation time out chair for being too social
I just got laughed at for thinking that the Alicia Keys remix CD was in Japanese.
A coworker just pronounced Beyonce as Bay-and-k
I want people to name drop with my name.
My roommate is trying to convince me to get a waffle iron. "But I never make waffles." "That's bc you don't have one."
I just did a google search for "google search"
In talking to the car sales man he admitted his surprise that there are no VHS tapes at blockbuster.
My mom saw the box for her birthday present and said oh I got bling.
I just saw a trolley parked in someones driveway
Mcdonalds has sign on their drive through that says we do not accept walk up orders
The sign on the bathroom door at the gas station said watch for loose floor tile. I wonder what accident prompted that
Traffic is completely stopped outside so one man is going car to car handing out doughnuts and bagels
My coworker just said not having the Internet at all is better than having IE6
I think I over compensated in my attempt to acquire a taste for tea.
Finally able to pick up the rental. I'm driving a truck. I am not a truck driver.
The problem with Twitter direct is that u have to tell Twitter it's a direct message
No do you want me to?
I just said this is my mac on word. It reminded me of this is your brain on drugs
I was on Twitter 30 minutes ago and now everything has changed.--Captain Obvious, I know. You can't get anything past me.