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I just got threatened to be put in the orientation time out chair for being too social
10:14 AM Nov 17th from txt
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I just got laughed at for thinking that the Alicia Keys remix CD was in Japanese.
9:24 AM Nov 14th from web
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My roommate is trying to convince me to get a waffle iron. "But I never make waffles." "That's bc you don't have one."
8:08 PM Nov 2nd from web
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The sign on the bathroom door at the gas station said watch for loose floor tile. I wonder what accident prompted that
9:21 AM Oct 11th from TwitterFon
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Traffic is completely stopped outside so one man is going car to car handing out doughnuts and bagels
8:44 AM Oct 7th from TwitterFon
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I think I over compensated in my attempt to acquire a taste for tea.
12:44 PM Sep 27th from web
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I was on Twitter 30 minutes ago and now everything has changed.--Captain Obvious, I know. You can't get anything past me.
6:24 PM Sep 18th from web
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