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I'm lonely. Hooman keeps leaving me for this "work"-thing... How am I supposed to take over the world, without my hooman minion?! 3:05 PM Jul 6th from web

Having a nap. 8:57 AM Jun 7th from web

Boxes and suitcases everywhere! This “moving”-thing is really freaking me out! I'm scared. 1:13 AM Jun 4th from web

Target: Small piece of paper… DESTROY! 3:31 AM Jun 2nd from web

What do you mean ‘pooped outside the box’! First off - thinking outside the box is a good thing. Second - how do you know it was me?! 12:43 AM Jun 1st from web

My hooman was just on the phone with an airline. Said something about flying and bringing a cat. I've got a bad feeling about this! 12:42 AM Jun 1st from web

Building a sand castle in my litterbox... 11:15 PM May 29th from web

Don't pretend you didn't see that one coming. If it moves, I bite; that's the rule… 5:17 PM May 27th from web

OMFG! Panic! My hooman is doing the "cleaning"-thing again! Run around like crazy!!! 9:11 PM May 26th from web

Yeees... A little propaganda should help this campaign for me to take over the world! http://tinyurl.com/5mdhvx 8:18 PM May 26th from web

I have conquered the printer, other office equipment will surrender soon, I'm sure! 7:34 PM May 26th from web

Got my foot stuck in the window. I blame my hooman, even though he wasn't even close to the window at the time. 6:14 PM May 26th from web

Pet meee! I promise not to kill you in your sleep... Just scratch me behind the ear a little! 5:53 PM May 26th from web

One day, the hooman will bow before my furry feet and ask for my mercy! Just you wait! 5:46 PM May 26th from web

I resent the notion that I suffer from ADD. It's juvenile, mean and.. OOOH! A TAIL! 5:29 PM May 26th from web

Hooman presented me with an egg. What, so now I have to hatch my own food?! 2:32 PM May 26th from web

I saw my hooman bring fish and milk into the house. Let the feast commence..! I SAID: LET. THE. FEAST. COMMENCE! NOWWW! 2:22 PM May 26th from web

I'd like to inform everyone that I'm still in the race for president of the universe; you know... In case everyone else gets killed off... 2:19 PM May 26th from web

*miaow* 2:46 PM May 18th from web

Watching the seagulls from the window sill... One day, you bloody bastards... One day, you shall DIE! 2:44 PM May 18th from web