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Debating whether to bid on highchair located near new home as baby booster seat disintergrated yesterday
@akrabat OMG our thoughts are with you
@Pewari that's good. Glad the worst of it is behind you. Nasty business.
Changing the rate of VAT in our accounting software Grrrr like 2.5% is going to make any difference to anyone
@Pewari poor poor you - so many nasty lurghies going round at the moment but us mummies need to be fit to do our jobs properly. Get wellsoon
Feeling a Bad Greenie for packing the washable nappies, wipes homemade babyfud away & Going Over to disposables & jars until post-housemove
getting v excited about moving now
@Pewari I'm so sorry you are feeling so poo. My little laddie has come home wailing about stinging eyes and even couldn't watch a film. x
collected even more packing boxes from my chums house, helped her unpack and looked after her babe & mine, got boxes home, got supper & kids
PS @Pewari wishing you and Little's eyes to get well soon. Nobody likes itchy weepy red sore eyes.
Thanks @Pewari. I elected to have overdue huge glass of water - also vital
Wondering what vital task I can do in 3.5 mins before little fluffy baby is delivered back from childminder
@bealers the filthy post is sent. I wonder if it will be more popular than the mothercare steam steriliser...?
No, have decided I'm not to shy to freecycle lewd materials and may post an offered ad later for it.
finally binned bag of lewd hen party paraphenalia.Fed up of moving it from loft to loft when we move but way too embarrased to Freecycle it
Marvelous @Campaigner marvellous
@bealers i think you can guess what i'm going to say about you not needing one
buying two whoopee cushions for six year olds' xmas stockings. Only 99p for many many many hours of hilarity. The fun will never end
I also have a cold which is probably much worse than @bealers but there's no way of proving that
Surrounded by boxes, dead flies & other cr4p from the loft, completing online post redirects, trying to work, buy Xmas gifts & pack b4 noon
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