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@jimformation @CaryRN Thing is, this next article will be something they agree with, but they'll dismiss because it's me. Need the $ though.
@frageelay Right now this is what pays me. Was going to email to pick your brain.
Just realized the source of my writer's block on my articles is that the people who will read it hate me. How the hell do you shake that?
@Agent_M @badcoverversion Congrats, that's awesome!!!
@sekimori I hope you can feel my gaze of death.
Your kid is morbidly obese. Filling your cart with packaged meals and cookies will kill him, you poor excuse for a parent.
Was just thinking about making my annaul trip to Starbucks for my peppermint latte, but all the local ones closed. Fuckers.
2 reviews: Mr T Experience and Squeeze - http://twurl.nl/ebdzok And by request, reposting of Twilight book review http://twurl.nl/3f0f2z
Going to warm up the car so I can good shopping. Note to self: DO NOT LOCK LONE KEY IN RUNNING CAR. Again.
So I just spent an hour making my food shopping order, only to find out they don't deliver on Sundays. Sorry kids, no dinner!
Everyone in my family is getting maxi-pad slippers this year. Nice people get fresh. Naughty people get used. http://twurl.nl/kerc8r
@tdavenport I am adopting "fuck o'clock in the morning" for my own. And thank you.
Food shopping online. Never done this before. I feel like my slow descent into acute laziness is complete.
@BigWhiteGuy @jimformation just showed twitter his tiles. When he makes that 150 point word, you know why.
@fatherjack Yes, my stories are awesome. In my head, at least.
@beachberry Thanks for the plug, much appreciated!
@senselessbabbl2 Tell her "That AIM theme makes you look fat."
@fatherjack Hell no. My dreams are the basis for all my stories.
@twoname That made me think of Teen Wolf. I hate you.
@DearPrudns My schnauzer is a bed hog. I blame my aching back on her.
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