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Just realized the source of my writer's block on my articles is that the people who will read it hate me. How the hell do you shake that?
8 minutes ago from web
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Your kid is morbidly obese. Filling your cart with packaged meals and cookies will kill him, you poor excuse for a parent.
about 1 hour ago from mobile web
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Was just thinking about making my annaul trip to Starbucks for my peppermint latte, but all the local ones closed. Fuckers.
about 2 hours ago from web
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Going to warm up the car so I can good shopping. Note to self: DO NOT LOCK LONE KEY IN RUNNING CAR. Again.
about 2 hours ago from web
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So I just spent an hour making my food shopping order, only to find out they don't deliver on Sundays. Sorry kids, no dinner!
about 2 hours ago from web
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Food shopping online. Never done this before. I feel like my slow descent into acute laziness is complete.
about 3 hours ago from web
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