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RT @gaysdotcom and @eeberman: "why are all the awesome guys always gay?" Because we are just too much. [tip of the fedora to Joan Crawford]
Astounded by how many people choose to hide behind symbols that actually carry very little meaning about them.
@stephenTiano That was a private reference I chose to make public, but for me everything is always about both guts AND guile.
@myrrh I fricking LOVE that you "got" that.
Wishing @adellecharles, @Additive, @anca_foster, and @DamienBasile were all at the same party with @ABartelby. ;-)
@DamienBasile I am so happy that we already have a mutual sexpiration private joke. ;-)
NOW is the time for guts and guile!
@anca_foster Wait now what is happening with you and @Additive?! I need to be a part of all Twitter Designer-ly Parties this evening. ;-P
@anca_foster @DamienBasile is the CIA of our Twitter transmissions this evening. Also judging from his spelling, an honorary Canadian. ;-P
@Acadia I know, right? I totes should have been all cam-whore-y today and published a photo set of my bruncheon experience there. ;-P
@adellecharles I wish I were here longer so I could do that. "You think I'm hot? Add me on Twitter and feel my Nuclear Follow Cost!" LOL! ;)
@damienbasile We're just discussing my Hawaii Health Club "luvah", dude. I think I'm bringing him with me to New York at this point. LOL!
Hoping that I will never again lose sight of myself in future relationships, as I have in so many previous ones.
@adellecharles Ha ha ha! I know, right?! I think I am going to see him every time I get a new follower, at this point. ;-)
@Acadia This particular Hooters is staffed entirely by athletic party girls from University of Hawaii, so it's hot waitress, not nasty. ;-)
The cute gay guy at the gym downstairs has taken to calling me "Twitter" because that is what is on my monitor every time he walks by me.
@mimobot Sadly, I think you may be correct in that assessment. BTW, that *did* count as my entry into the daily contest, yes? :-)
ME: OMFG! SHE: WHAT?! ME: You will NEVER BELIEVE what song Hooters is playing right now! SHE: ??? ME: [Redacted] SHE: LMFAO?!
@mimobot I think you should have specified that the use of the umlaut is required over the "u" in "über" in order to win. ;-)
@Mary_W_Walters I am certain that food is a big impetus for travel, for me. Pesto in Milan tastes far better than pesto in your kitchen. :-)
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