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One day i want to come to work smelling like a big bowl of Parmesan cheese.
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T-SEXY is my Terminator name from here on out
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baby needs mayo, like daddy needs margarine
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i ate a mummycat...now i got tummyfat...then out came a gummysplat
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I need a wig, lipstick, and a pillow.
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suck a moob, buddy.
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if I was a tranny, I'd be called Mister Sister.
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mama said knock bugs out! / i'm gonna knock bugs out!
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Hips and melons for everyone!
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I wanna disappear into the ether dear, sometimes when my days are long....
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I'm just floatin' along in my ol' leopard thong. Just dreamin' of a place where I really belong.
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Be my minions, bitches! (please?)
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simply irristanbul, not constipanoble
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I like making TBone's monkey pose in inappropriate positions.
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mmm... sounds like my kinda poo
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my tuckus always causes a ruckus
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I am not a douche, I never have been a douche, and I will never be a douche.
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i like to each pita sheeps.
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@timothompson: I do hope that unitard is for me. Rrrrowr.
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I could totally kick Fabio's ass in a margarine competition.
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