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Twitter's fucked again. But because it's fucked, you won't see this for another couple of hours. Bah!
Can't get this bloody thing out of my head, but I'm not going to suffer alone. So... ♫ http://blip.fm/~1hdc4
@Whatleydude: Definite No. Loads of reasons: Cumbersome loading. Crap for search engines. Browser may need software update to work. Etc, etc
Today feels an awful lot like a 2008 kinda day. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
Listening to John Coltrane in the Starbucks on the Southbank whilst topping up my caffeine levels & catching up on some writing.
A fat funky fruit with a whole lot of tang ♫ http://blip.fm/~1h9wz
When I grow up, I want to be Omar Little. "If you come at the king, you best not miss."
Trying alternate route. Jumped on Tube just in time to see a guy shaking himself off after pissing all over the seats. Fun out here tonight
Train line shut on a subzero night? I don't care. I got hot coffee & 2 working legs. An evening with Warren Oates will do that to a man.
@carolinefo: Tragic, isn't it? I must get down there & stock up on some pulps before they close the doors forever.
Off to watch Warren Oates go nuts in Peckinpah's BRING ME THE HEAD OF ALFREDO GARCIA at @bfi Southbank.
Absolutely devastated to hear that my favourite London bookshop Murder One is closing soon: http://tinyurl.com/6vp3gv
In Re: AUSTRALIA: Unless Hugh Jackman calls Nicole Kidman "bub" and then guts her like a fish, I'm really not interested.
I never realised that hearing someone say "I'm sucking a Fisherman's Friend" could give me so much pleasure. Oh, it hurts
Grabbed their proton packs off their back and they split ♫ http://blip.fm/~1fzza
I mean, really, what the fuck did I DO before the Internet? Here's a taste of today's pop culture archaeology: http://shrapnel.tumblr.com/
And that's another 2009 landmark reached - The first office-based discussion of vaginal mucus.
@swierczy: Desperately scouring eBay for a 2nd hand copy right now
I can't tell if this is the best thing I've ever heard or the worst... ♫ http://blip.fm/~1fix2

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