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Just slipped Arwen's roommate a roofie. Gonna' take nekkid pictures of her once it kicks in. |
Back at work after my week long trip back home. Playa dust everywhere == the awesome. |
Cape-cockin' it |
Drunk bitchz |
@nici I'd love too, but all these bitchz have their mouthes around my balls and wang, and I just can't shake 'em off to put my pants on |
Shirtcocking |
jockin' the bitchz, slappin' the ho's . . . gettin' slapped back by the ho'. Ouch! Please stop! That goddamn hurts. MOM!!! |
chillin' outside Mira Mesa High waiting to pick up some chicks. Damnit! School's not in session. Why didn't anyone tell me?!?!?!?!? |
watching 2 girls, one cup |
Body rejecting internal organs. Too much drinking . . . or too little? |
A dark wind blows from the south carrying with it the scent of broccoli |
I saw wish to god I was a wiseacre |
drinking an energy drink "not recommended for pregnant or lactating women." Rad |
It's not even 0930 and I already made my lunch plans. |
Sexin my office. These bitches love my junk |
Ash totally adds a ton of texture to lube. I'm never masturbating without it! |
Watching Pirate porn |
Yes, in retrospect, that was a really bad idea. I know that now. In the mean time I'm going to scrounge up some 5HTP and take a nap |
OK. Yeah, I'm starting to feel it. This Sexual Harassment Seminar should be a load of fun |
just did a bunch of E with my coffee. I'm hoping it helps keep me awake during my 11 O'clock meeting |
