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currently playing "Banned in the US(of)A" by 2 Live Crew http://tinyurl.com/2qclxz |
OMG YOU GUYS! Are you watching this shuttle launch? EAT IT, OTHER NON-SPACE GOING COUNTRIES. |
Does this make me look fat? http://bit.ly/2v7t3k |
In all fairness to Gov. Palin, most "Americans" aren't Canadian, Mexican or citizens any of the other countries that make up this continent. |
Oh, and one more thing… HAPPY BIRTHDAY @MOLTZ!!! |
Congratulations to President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden. |
Now. About California… |
64% voter turn out.
Historic election.
1st African-American President.
You have to admit, I was pretty awesome last night. |
Well this is different. |
CNN's John King better warm up his hands before he starts touching me, this time. Just sayin'. |
Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. —Benjamin Franklin |
Ok, so I had a little work done on my nose and my chest (and my butt) but they're just as real as the rest of me. |
Liveblogging would be so much better only one of you could do it per event. |
Don't cry for me Argentina. |
The End Times™
Made in The USofA– WAIT |
Boy this hand-basket is getting bigger. Where are we going again? |
Yeah, hi. Wal*Mart customer service? Yes, I'd like to return this economy. Receipt? Well, uh, it was a gift. |
U.S.A. ECONOMY MODS CHEAP!!! DEREGULATION KITS, BAIL-OUT THUMB-DRIVES, BIPARTISAN SUPPORT. EVERYTHING MUST GO! |
I LOVE all this talk about me but it's clear that that one guy is full of crap. |
What makes The USofA strong? COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS! |
