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we will be in Disney World one week from today
Will my child stop following me around the house with Goodnight Moon, yelling "MOOOOOOOON"? I'm sick of that book.
Event tonight at a waterpark... am I brave enough to wear a swimsuit in public? Stay tuned to find out.
Why do I procrastinate and stay up late every night?
I hope Bailey takes a long nap, please God, because I need one too.
Fishing a piece of orange crayon out of my daughter's mouth as I try to get stuff done on the computer super fast...
Relaxing after putting baby to bed... thinking about reading a book and trying to come up with a good snack!
We have at least eight inches of snow on the ground here. And they didn't plow our street. Can I possibly complain about that any more?
Working on getting my own domain!!! Woo hoo!
I hope that Bailey takes a long nap today. Mommy needs a nap too, then I have to go deal with my Avon brochures.
Bailey eats so much at lunch. For some reason that's her big meal of the day. She just sits and pigs.
Getting ready for a playdate, then we will be taking a trip to Cottonbabies to pick up some diaper stuff for us and for a few friends.
Laughing at Mutha, who wants to Do It with Seacrest :)
Mutha- Valium is just a general relaxed I don't give a f*ck feeling
anxiously waiting for my husband to get home from work and take this non-sleeping child!
nursing the crabbiest baby on the planet, why oh why does teething have to be so awful?
freaking out just found out DH is coming home from work early! Need to make it look like I've done something today- scrambling
Just started working on my tax return. yep, I like to file as early as possible.
Waiting for the kiddo to fall asleep so that I can take a nap too! And it's only 9 a.m. :(
Eating caramel corn and hoping Bailey doesn't puke again :(
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