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100,000 McCainiacs can't be wrong. Obama is going down
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I wash my crabbiest, nastiest patients with cool water.
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I'll do you one better. My ex just got diagnosed with cancer. Serves the cheating bitch right.
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i am so glad my boyfriend left me. Now i am not cheating
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I pity the fool that don't vote for me. B.A. Baorackas (Obama)
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I know my boyfriend is a narcissist, but I'm staying with him because he's so good in bed.
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About to steal some meds from CVS. I'm a horrible person, hope I don't get arrested :(
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good to see, that my father in law is much better grandfather, than my father could have been - again happy, that he died ...
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I had to poop really bad yesterday, but I was too lazy, now I don't have to poop and I'm scared!
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sometimes I make twitterbots just so I don't feel so alone. And so my follower number goes up and I look important.
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Sometimes, there is so much hatred and pain in this world. I feel like I can't take it.
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I am Happy! I am Happy! If I say it enough, it will be true!
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To the traffic signal guy, colorblind people should know that the red light is always on top, and green is on the bottom.
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My mother passed away and I'm secretly glad my sister didn't get to say goodbye.
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Wondering why they make traffic signals in red and green. What about colorblind fucksa
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stones
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I'm not really going to chicago for work
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My friends all drink fancy imported beers and I pretend to like them. But most days, I just want to sit in my carport and open a PBR can.
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folloe mattstewart
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