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Erin Kotecki Vest
QueenofSpain @blogdiva btw I totally had to favorite (or favourite) that tweet about biblical whores.
Erin Kotecki Vest
QueenofSpain sigh. why am I not seeing everyone in my timeline. God hates me. Is it true @tweetjeebus? (oh, that @blogdiva total jezebel)
Erin Kotecki Vest
QueenofSpain dying laughing at the exchange between @tweetjeebus @blogdiva and Mary Magdaline
Liza Sabater
blogdiva @TweetJeebus uh-oh @MaryMagdalene i'll back off. i know you'll cut a bitch if you had to :P
Liza Sabater
blogdiva @TweetJeebus WAIT! I thought that after resurrection you became ageless. You gotta talk to St. John or St. Paul and straighten that out.
Liza Sabater
blogdiva @TweetJeebus i would so totally friend you though ... and maybe plurk you :P
M
LetterM @TweetJeebus I want to favorite all your tweets but then I feel stupid. Can I just send my love of your tweets in prayer form instead?
shel israel
shelisrael @tweetjeebus And you are not among them.
Lisa Dilg
pprlisa @TweetJeebus ohhhhh, I will join Team Tweetjeebus - will that be like "Mass for shut-ins?"
Amy Z. Quinn
AmyZQuinn @annierocks I don't care how cranky you are, I need to thank you for TweetJeebus. I am truly blessed.
Kevin Jarrett
kjarrett Funniest Twittername you've ever seen? Today's: TweetJeebus!
Laura Fisher
mitten 500 error went away. Thank you, @TweetJeebus!
Jason Griffey
griffey @infosciphi: ROTLFMAO at tweetjeebus.
andrewcareaga
andrewcareaga @TweetJeebus thanks for not raining down fire from heaven on me for mistyping your Twitter nick.
Ellison
twaingirl @TweetJeebus: Are you bothered by Barack Obama's claim to messiah-ship? I heard he walked on Lake Michigan.
Chicka Nuts
chickanuts @tweetjeebus Thank you for the creation of breasts. They're the most perfect gift. But could you turn down the gravity on them a bit?
Nicole Randome
stephweiss
stephweiss @tweetjeebus I knew it!! Heinlein's J.O.B. was right on the money!!
Mike Keliher
mjkeliher @TweetJeebus Yes, you do get an amen on the hashtags. After all, your dad invented Tweetscan for a reason. :)
Frederic
fredericl @TweetJeebus keeps cracking me up - are there any other twitter comedians out there?

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