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QueenofSpain
@
blogdiva
btw I totally had to favorite (or favourite) that tweet about biblical whores.
9:18 PM Jun 11th
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QueenofSpain
sigh. why am I not seeing everyone in my timeline. God hates me. Is it true @
tweetjeebus
? (oh, that @
blogdiva
total jezebel)
9:16 PM Jun 11th
from web
QueenofSpain
dying laughing at the exchange between @
tweetjeebus
@
blogdiva
and Mary Magdaline
9:03 PM Jun 11th
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blogdiva
@
TweetJeebus
uh-oh @
MaryMagdalene
i'll back off. i know you'll cut a bitch if you had to :P
9:01 PM Jun 11th
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blogdiva
@
TweetJeebus
WAIT! I thought that after resurrection you became ageless. You gotta talk to St. John or St. Paul and straighten that out.
8:42 PM Jun 11th
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blogdiva
@
TweetJeebus
i would so totally friend you though ... and maybe plurk you :P
8:24 PM Jun 11th
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LetterM
@
TweetJeebus
I want to favorite all your tweets but then I feel stupid. Can I just send my love of your tweets in prayer form instead?
7:30 PM Jun 11th
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shelisrael
@
tweetjeebus
And you are not among them.
4:13 PM Mar 30th
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pprlisa
@
TweetJeebus
ohhhhh, I will join Team Tweetjeebus - will that be like "Mass for shut-ins?"
1:22 PM Mar 30th
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AmyZQuinn
@
annierocks
I don't care how cranky you are, I need to thank you for TweetJeebus. I am truly blessed.
1:07 PM Mar 3rd
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kjarrett
Funniest Twittername you've ever seen? Today's: TweetJeebus!
12:34 PM Mar 3rd
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mitten
500 error went away. Thank you, @
TweetJeebus
!
11:54 AM Mar 3rd
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twhirl
griffey
@
infosciphi
: ROTLFMAO at tweetjeebus.
9:25 AM Mar 3rd
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andrewcareaga
@
TweetJeebus
thanks for not raining down fire from heaven on me for mistyping your Twitter nick.
2:51 PM Mar 2nd
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twaingirl
@
TweetJeebus
: Are you bothered by Barack Obama's claim to messiah-ship? I heard he walked on Lake Michigan.
2:37 PM Mar 2nd
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chickanuts
@
tweetjeebus
Thank you for the creation of breasts. They're the most perfect gift. But could you turn down the gravity on them a bit?
11:14 AM Mar 1st
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randomnicole
@
TweetJeebus
WWYD?
11:09 AM Mar 1st
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stephweiss
@
tweetjeebus
I knew it!! Heinlein's J.O.B. was right on the money!!
6:29 PM Feb 29th
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mjkeliher
@
TweetJeebus
Yes, you do get an amen on the hashtags. After all, your dad invented Tweetscan for a reason. :)
5:32 PM Feb 29th
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fredericl
@
TweetJeebus
keeps cracking me up - are there any other twitter comedians out there?
5:06 PM Feb 29th
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