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Yum. Disturbed on a Friday afternoon. (The band, not the state of my mental health)
@webguyatwork no CLUE MILF was, she's taken to using it in conversation!Thanksgiving will be interesting when my Navy Seal father finds out.
@PecanCtMichael DUDE THAT IS AWESOME. I think its the chin that attracts me to him.
@PecanCtMichael I have such a crush on him.
@puzzlehead You stay away from my mother.
My mom just asked me what a MILF was. Her friend at work explained teabagging. Thank god I dodged that bullet.
@puzzlehead I'm calling him an asshole. I see myself as more of a bitch.
I'm pissed. No worries, hating you would require the kind of emotional commitment that at this point I'm simply not ready to make. Asshole.
Its the day that wont end.
@rjbudke Maeby Funke? Wasn't it?
Well lookie here. Hitler only had one nut. Anyone else surprised by this relevation? I thought not. http://tinyurl.com/68od3l
@rjbudke There are no words. I may or may not have dated him once.
When I was little I had my holidays confused.Thought if Jesus came out of his cave and saw his shadow there would be 6 more weeks of Easter.
@ritubpant Ive made quite a living explaining the stupid things women do. :)
It's Friday. Half an hour until the day is over. HURRY UP.
Ugh. Stupid job market. YOU SUCK!
@kinggoji The problem is, most likely, that I don't have the slightest idea what the hell I'm doing. :D
I hate you, HTML.
To all the vets: (A day late) Happy veteran's day, and thanks. :D
@matt_T Youre going to die now.

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