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Syracuse coach just stopped post-game interview so as not to interrupt the playing of the Notre Dame alma mater. That was a class act.
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@lisasho Would you mind throwing $6 worth of that cheese my way? Kthxbai.
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It's Saturday, and that means that no one is reading my tweets. So I can say this with complete impunity:
*I* killed Laura Palmer.
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The fact that you cried when I called you a simpering, oversensitive mollycoddle only goes to prove my point.
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Whenever a book like Twilight gets popular, a piece of me dies.
When it's made into a film, that dead piece returns as a zombie to kill me.
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While shopping for a new winter coat, I realized my single criterion for it was how perfectly my flask would fit in the inside pocket.
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@cleversimon I already tried, and failed. Try to use "jiminy" correctly and often. Also, learn to like the Yankees. And Kubrick films.
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WWMMD?
(What Would the Mole-Men Do..?)
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Everything is funnier when spoken through a megaphone.
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Are you all subscribed to the Geologic Podcast? You should be.
http://www.geologicpodcast....
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@Kalli I already have a draft in progress. Joel Schumacher is set to direct, and they're hoping to cast David Caruso. Cross your fingers!
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Being a successful grownup is so superduperawesome. And my 3rd grade teacher said I was going nowhere. Suck it, Mrs. Gerstein!
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I have a deadline today. Am I writing? Hell no. I'm updating my iPhone software, making a new avatar, and playing with Lego stormtroopers.
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Downloaded that new iPhone app from Western Union yet? YOU CAN SEND TELEGRAMS FROM YOUR PHONE STOP IT IS CONVENIENT STOP GO GET IT NOW STOP.
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@chockenberry Okay, my backup volume is now officially named CHOCK LOCK. LOOK WAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME WITH THOSE WAVY BLOND CURLSES.
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Can we please all agree to throw "now, more than ever" into the Dustbin of Hackneyed and Nonsensical Phrases?
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Thursday By The Numbers:
Projects completed: 1
Projects begun: 6
Panic attacks: 2.5
Scary bats: 1
Cups of coffee: 11
Times I said 'fuck': 37
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Opinions on my little bat thus far:
51% - oh he's so fuzzy wuzzy cute you should keep him,
49% - ZOMG RABIES! FLEE! SAVE YOURSELF, MAN!
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@ljc 1) Hmm. I didn't know I owned a pizza joint. 2) Is that the new place next to Siam?
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