ThePresident
Collecting all the coloring books to put in my presidential library.
| People ask me all the time, "Mr. President, who is the most qualified Republican to be the next Commander in Chief?" A: Hillary Clinton. |
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| The people of PA sure as hell ain't no more bitter than I am! Have you seen my popularity polls? You want bitter, look no further. |
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| Is McCain a true Republican you ask? Well, he doesn't know the difference between Sunnis and Shiites does he? Question answered. |
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| I just vetoed the Democratic Primary. |
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| Hey, I got an idea! How about more tax cuts and less regulation to stabilize our economy! And more spending in Iraq. That will help too. |
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| Hey! Guess what my doctor found in my colon last weekend? The U.S. Constitution! I told him to leave it there. I have no use for it. |
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| If I could be any famous dead person, it would be Ronnie Reagan. No, wait. His brain got all mushed up didn't it? Nope, too dumb for me. |
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| We absolutely cannot afford to insure every child in this country AND give $30 billion to Israel! I stand for small government! |
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| I just want you, the American people, to know that Iraq is goin' just as great as I want you to believe it is. |
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| Holy rollercoaster! If Dick's office is part of the executive branch again, than so is mine! So, um, what do we do now Dickie? Dickie? |
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| Dick says he's glad I commuted Scooter. I said, "Heck Dick, I didn't commute nowhere. I just sat here at my desk and did it." |
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| What's a few felonies and one count of obstruction of justice among friends? |
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| Well dang it! If Dick's office isn't part of the executive branch, than neither is mine! So, um, what do we do now Dickie? Dickie? |
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| President Nguyen Minh Triet of Vietnam is visitin' today. I'll be sure and tell him I was nowhere near any military bases during that war! |
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| Lyin', cheatin', and stealin'. These are a few of my favorite things. |
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| Ok, let me reiterate again. I don't know nothin' about no Abu Grabbag. I still don't. What is it? |
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| Sorry Americans, I was vacationin' at my ranch for the month of May. And part of June. Now let's turn on FOX and see how Iraq's doin'. |
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| Who the hell is Ron Paul and what's this nonsense about only Congress can authorize war? What a party pooper. |
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| If England is ruled by a queen, then shouldn't I be able to rule 'merica? Now I'm sure some freedom hatin' liberal will spout off about me. |
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